Pssst, hey. Step off that sportsbook for a sec, this is important news: Did you know Shaq has a Twitter account?

Twitter, for the technologically uninformed masses that don’t read Wired on a regular basis (shame on you), is a microblogging service that lets its users post 140-letters-or-less updates on their life at the moment. Or at least, that’s its original intention.

Our hero Shaq? He plugs Vitamin Water. And, as NBA FanHouse made the keen observation, disses his rivals with razor-sharp wit — all in 140 letters or less. Who said the big man has no creative talent? (Quiet there, you Kazaam detractors)

The Big Cactus gets his protein one ham at a time.

Just like Shaq’s typeface Attack (whether legit or no), NBA betting is on fire right now. Some of us are already looking ahead to NBA MVP odds, and though O’Neal can’t match up to the likes of Kobe, at least we’ll always have the Twitterfeed. Am I the only girl who’d like to see what Steve Nash does with his day?