Hi! Hello! How are you? How was your weekend? Okay, enough pleasantries, time to get back down and dirty with NFL football odds — because it is Monday, after all, and the only good thing about Mondays is Monday Night Football betting. Because hey, it’s always a good chance to earn back some of the cash you dropped at the bars and clubs all weekend long! (In my opinion, the plunging economy needs to start affecting martini prices. I mean, geez.)

What have we got on tap tonight? The Browns vs Bills odds. Although we may end up with another “Snow Bowl” tonight – the weather hasn’t been looking pretty lately; good for Santa Claus Parades all over the country, bad for any sport with an open dome – it’s a solid bet that the outcome will be a lot different. Sure, the Bills look good, but the Browns have got the newbie power of Brady Quinn who, although he isn’t yet in any cologne ads or fronting the cover of Men’s Vogue, has been looking great on the field lately. And that’s what counts. (Don’t tell Peyton Manning or Tom Brady I said that, though.)

Not like those wacky Canadian football players and their odd touchdown celebrations:

(BTW, anybody else think TSN is gonna make a mess of CFL Grey Cup coverage? Mass media seems to think so)