I’m not sure if I particularly get the Tony Romo thing. Eli and/or Peyton Manning, sure thing; Tom Brady, most definitely. But Romo? Er…maybe it’s because I’m not a fan of the Cowboys or Jessica Simpson, but count me out.

He looks sort of like a computer programmer, or Andy Samberg’s not-as-hot older brother. Yeah, no.

However, as much as I can’t see Tony on a GQ cover anytime soon, you can’t deny the man’s mad football skillz. He’s having a great season, and for that reason alone I’d have to pick the Cowboys in the upcoming Cowboys vs Eagles line. Putting a wager on the matchup is only going to make the game more exciting, I think — I mean, seriously, consider how much is already potentially on the line here: Donovan McNabb’s career. Wade Phillips’ job. Playoff spots. And now, my cash. Come onnnnn, Cowboys, Alice needs a new pair of Louboutins!

That said, yes, head to your favorite sportsbook right away and pick the Cowboys to win on the 28th. There’s too much sickness and too many injuries with the Eagles to make them a true fighting contender here. I know I’M looking forward to relaxing with a glass of (low-fat) eggnog and catching this post-holiday game. Drop a non-Spam comment and let me know what you’re thinking!